OK, so if you don't play Dungeons and Dragons, this might be a little much, so bear with me.

I am playing a halfling (about 3 feet tall; think hobbit) barbarian (strength like an ox; think Hulk). Our first job (me and my companions) was to break a siege. I attacked a 10-foot guy who was being healed by 4 other guys. And I didn't die.
The next thing we did was defend a wooden fort. I ended up getting set on fire and thrown off the fort and attacking a guy wearing full armor, like a knight. And I didn't die.
The next thing we did was infiltrate a mansion and capture a general. Not too hard, but I got turned into a girl.
The NEXT thing we did was a random encounter, where something random attacks us while we travel. It was a bulette, or a land shark. I tamed it. That's right. I tamed a 12-foot long land shark.
I excrete awesome from every pore in my body.